Monday
Quit Smoking or this will happen to your mouth.
Found on The Bottom Rung
Saturday
Thursday
"We need to create something viral"
A pretty daunting task for advertisers these days. Where do you start?For most people, the common response seems to center around video.
"Let's create a cool, low-key video showing [insert target] doing [insert semi-related brand event] in a neat way.
We'll post the video to YouTube, buy some Google keywords and bam - the next Dove Onslaught."
What we tend to forget is the "pass on" factor. Now that the video has been posted and stumbled upon by a few hundred people, what makes it worthy of an email? Why would some random blogger write about it?
More importantly, why would you spend 30 seconds or a minute engaging with it?
On extension of a viral idea is customized messaging that can be sent to your friends.
Remember how cool it was to get a Snakes on a Plane email from Samuel L. Jackson saying your name, career and hobbies? Or how strange it was to get a call from Chris Angel after he accurately predicted your phone number?
This simple application (that is also on Facebook) creates a customized video of Bob Dylan in one of his most famous music videos. In the video, Dylan has a series of signs that he goes through - each with different messaging. The catch? You simply type in what you want each sign to say and a video is created with Dylan shuffling through your message.
Send it to your friends and show them something neat. Great awareness for Dylan? Certainly.
Allow users to make their message personal. After all, it's a lot more fun to read a message from a friend than from a marketer.
It could be worse...
EBAY - shop victoriously
The victorious ads in order of my preference:
Wednesday
The Fall of Facebook?
Based on some of the other recent social networks (ahem...MySpace), these scenarios could certainly play out:
1) The User Base evaporates - the current 40 million users grow tired of the network and as certain friends leave for other sites, they follow.
2) Weak Business Model - although marketers are seemingly dumping money into sponsored groups and targeted advertisements, the model is murky at best. Without proper expansion / a consistent revenue stream, things could start to go downhill.
3) Growth Stunted While Waiting for Public Sale - with user growth still going strong, is Facebook hurting itself while waiting to sell? Increased funds could help the network expand and increase its core revenue.
With the rapid increase and falls other networks, it might not be long until the Facebook base moves elsewhere to the next great Web toy.
Create Your Own Social Network
For those of you who are tired of Facebook, MySpace, Bebo, LinkedIn and all the other social networks out there - try creating your own on Ning.Instead of sifting through the thousands of new applications, sponsored group pages and random friend requests, why not create your own group with your own criteria?
By signing up on Ning for free, you can set your own terms - create profile pages, set criteria for members and get your network going.
Popular networks include "Ask A Ninja Fans," "INKED," and "Grasshoppers" (a network designed to help others find jobs, life tips, etc).
Try it out. It's easy to use and much less annoying than the larger options.
Tuesday
Dove Onslaught
Thanks Snowden.
Monday
7 Great Movie Speeches
Next week, we'll put together 7 of the best "real" speeches all-time.
Fantastic speech on the responsibilities of the media.
Hope - Morgan Freeman's greatest speech?
Best Sports Speech ever?
Potentially one of the most memorable moments in film History.
Memorable speech on life.
The Most Beautiful Thing?
Greed is good.
Sunday
Ad Quote of the Day
James Randolph Adams
Thursday
The Beauty of Bulimia. Exposed.

Organize your online life
Fuser also offers users a “map” of their network by ranking friends according to how many times they have sent messages/posted on their wall; these rankings can even be viewed according to specific time periods. As young people value documentation such as this, as well as the site’s primary aggregation service, the site may find an audience.
And by the way: MySpace just launched a free, ad-supported mobile service for its users. The service works on all U.S. carriers, and allows users to send/receive messages and friend requests, comment on profiles and photos, post bulletins, update blogs, search for friends, and change their “mood” status.
Ad Quote of the Day
- William Charnock, JWT NY
Thanks Hidden Persuader
Wednesday
Should you stand up?
Complete Godin post below:
"When you are ready to stand up and speak.
Perhaps you should consider sitting down.
When you are asked to give a short talk at the big company gathering, or contribute a few minutes in a large group discussion, and you're ready to stand up and have all eyes on you, sometimes, perhaps, it makes sense to sit down instead.
If you're a bit nervous and you've written everything out and your main goal is to say nothing controversial, nothing memorable, nothing that might get you in trouble... well, why say it?
If your job is to act as filler, to say a small not-so-funny joke and then stall for a minute or two, or your job is to put in an appearance, or perhaps to make sure that senior management knows you exist, I bet there are far better ways to pull that off.
The traffic engineers in New York think nothing of wasting two minutes of each person's time as they approach a gated toll booth. Multiply that two minutes times 12,000 people and it's a lot of hours every day, isn't it? If you're speaking to a thousand people for just a minute or two or three and you don't have anything in particular to communicate, you've just wasted many hours of the most expensive time your organization has purchased this year.
Big groups are perfect places for the efficient communication of emotion. They are terrific for the impact that comes from watching your peers shake their heads in agreement simultaneously. The power of groupthink doesn't happen in an electronic memo, but it can sure be powerful in a big room.
The flipside is obvious: if all you want to do is recite a fact or a policy or worst of all, not really be noticed, then it's probably better to just sit down."
The Greatest Ecard Site!

Without a doubt this is the greatest ecard site on the internet. I have been risking HR backlash by sending these out to co-workers for months.
Visit someecards.com
Tuesday
Toyota Traps Brazilian Ladies
Mazda could learn a thing or two from Brazil (see previous). My only thought is that they could have done a better job of featuring the vehicles.
Do we need more Billboards?
Monday
CMU Professor Gives His Last Lecture
One of the saddest stories these days is about CMU professor Randy Pausch. Randy, a 46 year-old father of three, was diagnosed with incurable pancreatic cancer. After a number of treatments, doctors have given him approximately 3-6 months to live.This amazing article by Matt Roch, describes Randy's last lecture to his CMU class. The lecture was about fulfilling your childhood dreams and helping others accomplish theirs. It was about hope and the fantastic life that Randy led - even though it was cut short.
Attended by over 400 students and faculty and webcast to hundreds of others, it was a remarkable lecture given the context.
One of my favorite quotes was about Randy's dream to one day play in the NFL. His coach, a classic, hard nosed guy said to him after a brutal practice: "When you're screwing up and nobody says anything to you anymore, that means they've given up on you."
Check out the article if you have a second - it's sad stuff but pretty enlightening to see what kind of person Randy Pausch is.
The entire lecture (about an hour) can be watched on YouTube.
Want to piss of the Catholic Church? Follow Plug TV's lead
Here is the agency pitch to Plug. "Ok, picture Ron Jeremy dressed up like Jesus, drinking JD straight from the bottle, hitting on girls, using his Jesus powers to turn 5's into scantily clad 10's basically making everything in the bar better. He then leaves the bar with a some arm candy jumps into limo and then usues his JC power to turn the TV station to plug. The insight is our target market loves booze, tits, limos and hot chicks. We will have their attention and then show them that Plug TV like all of those thing is awesome."
I doubt it went like that but honestly - who pitches this crap AND who the hell approves it.




