

Perhaps you should consider sitting down.
When you are asked to give a short talk at the big company gathering, or contribute a few minutes in a large group discussion, and you're ready to stand up and have all eyes on you, sometimes, perhaps, it makes sense to sit down instead.
If you're a bit nervous and you've written everything out and your main goal is to say nothing controversial, nothing memorable, nothing that might get you in trouble... well, why say it?
If your job is to act as filler, to say a small not-so-funny joke and then stall for a minute or two, or your job is to put in an appearance, or perhaps to make sure that senior management knows you exist, I bet there are far better ways to pull that off.
The traffic engineers in New York think nothing of wasting two minutes of each person's time as they approach a gated toll booth. Multiply that two minutes times 12,000 people and it's a lot of hours every day, isn't it? If you're speaking to a thousand people for just a minute or two or three and you don't have anything in particular to communicate, you've just wasted many hours of the most expensive time your organization has purchased this year.
Big groups are perfect places for the efficient communication of emotion. They are terrific for the impact that comes from watching your peers shake their heads in agreement simultaneously. The power of groupthink doesn't happen in an electronic memo, but it can sure be powerful in a big room.
The flipside is obvious: if all you want to do is recite a fact or a policy or worst of all, not really be noticed, then it's probably better to just sit down."

Mazda could learn a thing or two from Brazil (see previous). My only thought is that they could have done a better job of featuring the vehicles.
One of the saddest stories these days is about CMU professor Randy Pausch. Randy, a 46 year-old father of three, was diagnosed with incurable pancreatic cancer. After a number of treatments, doctors have given him approximately 3-6 months to live.Here is the agency pitch to Plug. "Ok, picture Ron Jeremy dressed up like Jesus, drinking JD straight from the bottle, hitting on girls, using his Jesus powers to turn 5's into scantily clad 10's basically making everything in the bar better. He then leaves the bar with a some arm candy jumps into limo and then usues his JC power to turn the TV station to plug. The insight is our target market loves booze, tits, limos and hot chicks. We will have their attention and then show them that Plug TV like all of those thing is awesome."
I doubt it went like that but honestly - who pitches this crap AND who the hell approves it.

A friend sent over a link to this hilarious site today that is well worth checking out. GoPotato has a mission to provide some of the most entertaining broadband and mobile content on the web. Although they are just starting out, they have a few shows that are certainly work checking out.
This ad sucks. I watched it this morning, shook my head, threw up in my mouth, laughed and then considered blogging about it. Thankfully I got really busy then I read what Adrants had to say about it. A perfect post from Adrants:
Mazda Still Makes Cars? Well, It Sure as Hell Can't Make Ads
Imagine the music you'd hear at a gay strip club. Is your pelvis gyrating yet? Good. Add graphics from Japanese ninja porn. Toss in a green car for good measure.
You know what you get?
This ad for Mazda - which, to be frank, has given us (arguably) worse ads in the past. We can't think of a slogan that beats "Fitness comes as standard," though. If you can, congratulations.
JWT Dusseldorf, why have you forsaken us?
American Express walked away with the Emmy for best commercial on the 15th. I disagree but I understand why the voters would support one of their own (Ellen). I truly believe that the only reason this spot won is because it features a well liked TV actress.
It definitely was not the best commercial of the year. I am not saying it is bad; just not the best.
Regardless of my point-of-view congratulations to O&M, American Express and Bryan Buckley.